What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Dr No

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

— fri(end)s forever!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What role did China play in the signing of the "Beijing Declaration" between Fatah and Hamas? What other information is worth noting for talks among Palestinian factions in Beijing?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.