What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 12:02
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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